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Dear Couch,
I would really like to enjoy
the
experience of felching my girlfriend but I have one problem. what is
it??? a
little help here.
Signed.
Felch-Free and
Frustrated
Dear F-F& F,
Sounds pretty silly to
'really'
want to do something to your girlfriend and not know what
it actually is. Well
let's hope she can hold you to this one. The act
of felching is
to ingest your
semen from the ass you just deposited it into. Hope you
brought a straw. It
has also come to our attention that the term
felching is often associated with
the concept of
gerbiling.
Gerbiling
is the often referred
to act of somehow stuffing a gerbil up one's ass
for sexual pleasure. This
practice is most often associated with the gay
male community and Richard Gere.
This is pure urban myth and the only
purpose it serves is fag bashing by the
homophobic adolescent mentalities
that continue to spurt it from their ignorant
mouths. We're not saying
no one has ever stuck a gerbil up their ass (gay or
straight), because if
you look hard enough you'll find
idiots that have
stuck many
bizarre things up their own arse!
The Couch
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